Light Jokes

Friday, May 11, 2007

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.

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A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and
confidential.
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over
there, is also my son, that's confidential!"

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