Ah Long Vs The Police
Saturday, May 19, 2007Ah Long have been in the news recently and the government is trying hard to get rid of them but it is not that easy. Many lower income group are still very much dependent on Ah Long to finance them as the process is very simple but interest damn blardy high. Lets look at the tale of the Tape for the big fight between Police Vs Ah Long.
| THE COPS | THE AH LONGS |
LOGO | ||
SLOGAN | "Mesra, Cepat & Betul" | "Mesra, Jika Cepat Bayar" |
TEAM SIZE | 89,197 | 3,403 |
HIGHEST RANK | IGP, Tan Sri | Tai Kor, Datuk |
LOWEST RANK | Constable | Mah Chai |
RANK ID | Pips On Uniform | Tattoos On Body |
HOME GROUND | Bukit Aman | Bukit Bintang |
FIREPOWER | Revolver, Semi Automatic | Meat Cleaver, Molotov Cocktail |
STANDARD ISSUE | Hand Cuffs | Knuckle Duster |
AFFLIATION | Interpol | Intertriad |
SQUAD CAR | Proton Wira, Perodua Kancil | Proton Aeroback (With Extended Spoiler) |
WANTED LIST | Displayed At Stations, Published In Papers | Displayed On Lamp Posts, Phone Booths |
COMMUNICATION | Encrypted Wireless Network | Random Pre-Paid Cellphones |
SPECIAL SKILLS | Surveillance, Investigation, Interception | Stake-Out, Ambush, Bone Re-Structuring |
CROWD CONTROL | Water Cannon, Dog Unit | Fire Bomb, Killer Bees |
BACK-UP | PVR, RELA | Car Repossessors, Club Bouncers |
RECENT WIN | Stopped Siti Nurhaliza Hate Mails | Financed Euro 2006 Betting Activities |
RECENT DEFEAT | Lost 1 Police Station To A Food Court | Missed 1 Food Court Financing Opportunity |
RECRUITMENT | Via Mass Media | Via Friend Of A Friend Of A Friend |
DISLIKES | ACA, Lawyers | MCA, Lawyers |
FAV MOVIES | Police Story 1 - 5, Serpico | |
FAV QUOTE | "Tengok Tengki?" | "Macam Mana Mau Settle?" |
FAN CLUB | Rakan COP | Rakan TELCO |
3 comments