Lim Goh Tong go to Genting F & B Canteen order nasi lemak. Nasi lemak habis, order kari mee pun habis!

He said "Kan ni lau bu". Kari lembu pun habis.

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A Punjabi interviewed at US Embassy:

US Consul: Ur name, please?
Punjabi: Mohan Singh
Consul: Sex?
Punjabi: 6 times a week
Consul: I mean male or female?
Punjabi: Both Male and female. SOmetimes even goat.
Consul: Holy Cow?
Punjabi:Yes cow too.
Consul: Man, isn't that hostile?
Punjabi: Hostile, dogstyle, any style.
Consul: Oh. Dear!
Punjabi: Deer? No dear. They run fast.