Someone sent me this Samy's Resume through an email this am. Have a good laugh!
Resume
Date prepared: 8 March 2008(12.00 am)
Personal Particular
Name: Samy Vellu
Age: 72
Sex: Male
Race: Please see my name
Correspondence address: Kementerian Kerjaraya, Putra Jaya.( Not valid after 10 March 2008)
Contact Number: N/A
Highest Education
LCE @ Sijil Rendah Pelajaran Malaysia (SRP)
Working Experience
As work minister for 30 years
MIC leader for 30 years
Achievement:
Increase Toll fee & set up new toll
Proposal to solve Parliament building water leakage issue-(Project failed due to technical error, not my fault)
Proposal to Solve traffic congestion in Penang bridge by introducing Helicopter to lift the break down / accident car ( Project cancel due to technical error, not my fault)
Won in Election (Sg. Siput) for 30 years consecutive. (Lost in 2008 election due to technical error, not my fault)
Personal Strength:
Good interpersonal skill – Able to communicate well & respect by all level of people.
Good problem solving skill – by denying all faults
Expected salary: Not important (As long as I get a job…)
Reference:
HINDRAF members
People of Sungai Siput
Yours sincerely,
Samy Vellu
Haha...Samy, you should retire and 'enjoy' your life! :)
ReplyDeleteHaha... I got this as well. did u receive sms of him? That was also very funny.
ReplyDeleteBtw Uncle Sam, do you still take the xangosteen juice?
Suhching: But Samy still power crazy. Do the honorable thing by resigning as MIC President. :)
ReplyDeleteTak Feng % lili: No, i didnt received the sms.
My son took the Xangosteen for 3 months and has stopped taking it.
He is now trying out Gamat for his eczema. :)
He is still in denial. If he is a good leader, he would have groom someone to take over his place long time ago. But he is too power crazy and thinks he is the only one who is able to save MIC.
ReplyDeletehcfoo: He is too arrogant and power crazy. He is one of the main cause for the lost of Indian voters. It is a big lesson for him to lose the Sg Siput seat but he still dont get the message.
ReplyDeleteHe bashed up the Hindraf instead of hearing their problems. :)