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font-family: Arial;\"\u003EAh Pek and Ah Ma in Their Golden Years\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAh Pek and Ah Ma were lying in bed one night.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThe husband was falling asleep but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EShe said, \"You used to hold my hand when we were courting.\"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EWearily, he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EA few moments later she said, \"Then, you used to kiss me.\"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EMildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThirty seconds later she said, \"Then, you used to bite my neck.\"\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAngrily, he threw back the bed covers, got out of bed and walk away.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\"Where are you going?\" she asked. \u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-weight: bold;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#1f0062;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-weight: bold; font-size: 13.5pt; color: rgb(31, 0, 98); font-family: Arial;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003E\"To get my teeth lah!\u003C\/span\u003E\"\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/flsam.blogspot.com\/feeds\/6432723186997820903\/comments\/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=37229396\u0026postID=6432723186997820903\u0026isPopup=true","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/37229396\/posts\/default\/6432723186997820903"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/37229396\/posts\/default\/6432723186997820903"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/flsam.blogspot.com\/2009\/07\/to-brighten-up-yr-day.html","title":"To Brighten Up Yr Day !!"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"FL Sam"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/08289256281334862785"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"24","height":"32","src":"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_hzCz9qPBMNw\/R7zIPAv_82I\/AAAAAAAAEx8\/KCncE6Rij2I\/S220\/ScreenHunter_03+Jul.+31+20.06.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37229396.post-2007808413525049791"},"published":{"$t":"2008-11-01T19:13:00.005+08:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-11-03T07:28:48.536+08:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fun and Jokes"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"New Budget Airline"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\"   style=\"color: rgb(51, 51, 51); 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Much more cheaper than the existing budget airlines.  Try it \u0026amp; u will love it.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E\u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; \"\u003E\u003Cspan class=\"Apple-style-span\"  style=\" ;font-family:'times new roman';\"\u003EBelow are some pictures of their inflight services. 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color: rgb(0, 0, 161);\"\u003EThis is  hilarious\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EWhy Chinese shouldn't have Christian  names:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:100%;color:black;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 13.5pt; color: black;\"\u003E  \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E \u003Cdiv style=\"font-family: times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:100%;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:#0000a1;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 161);\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAnne  Chang\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:#0000a1;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 161);\"\u003E(Mandarin)-Dirty\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EAnne  Chin\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Mandarin) - Keep quiet\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EFaye Chen\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Mandarin) -  Dusty\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ECarl Cheng\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Hokkien) - Buttock\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EMonica Cheng\u003Cbr \/\u003EHokkien)  - Touching your buttocks\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ELucy Leow\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Hokkien) - You are  dead\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EJane Tan\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Mandarin) - Frying eggs\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ESuzie Leow\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Hokkien)  - Lost till death\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EHenry Mah\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Mandarin) - Hate your mum\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ECorrine  Tai\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Hokkien) - Poor fellow\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EPaul Chan\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Mandarin) -  Bankrupt\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ENelson Tan\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ELeslie  Tong\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ECarmen Teng\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Hokkien) - Leg hair  long\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EConnie Mah\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Cantonese) - Call your mother\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EDanny  See\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ERosie Teng\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Hokkien) -  Screws and nails\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EPete Tsai\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Hokkien) - Nose droppings\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EMacy  Koh\u003Cbr \/\u003E(Cantonese) - Never die before\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EPass around for some  laughter*\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003C\/blockquote\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/blockquote\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/flsam.blogspot.com\/feeds\/3820582286732577370\/comments\/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=37229396\u0026postID=3820582286732577370\u0026isPopup=true","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/37229396\/posts\/default\/3820582286732577370"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/37229396\/posts\/default\/3820582286732577370"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/flsam.blogspot.com\/2008\/10\/why-chinese-shouldnt-have-christian.html","title":"Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"FL Sam"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/08289256281334862785"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"24","height":"32","src":"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_hzCz9qPBMNw\/R7zIPAv_82I\/AAAAAAAAEx8\/KCncE6Rij2I\/S220\/ScreenHunter_03+Jul.+31+20.06.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37229396.post-7223805654787880862"},"published":{"$t":"2008-09-02T20:44:00.001+08:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-09-02T20:47:40.697+08:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fun and Jokes"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Man vs Woman - Eternal Battle"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\"\u003ESomeone send me this interesting facts about Man Vs Woman:\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E\u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\"\u003EWife: 'What are you doing?' \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:blue;\"\u003E妻：你在作什麼啊？\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EHusband : Nothing. \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:blue;\"\u003E夫：沒作什麼。\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EWife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:blue;\"\u003E妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EHusband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-size:130%;\" \u003E \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:blue;\"\u003E夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: rgb(51, 51, 51);\" lang=\"ZH-CN\"\u003E \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:red;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E-----------------------------------------------------------------------\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:green;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EWife : 'Do you want dinner?'\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-size:130%;\" \u003E \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E妻：\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:green;\"\u003E \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E要吃\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E晚餐嗎？\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:green;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EHusband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-size:130%;\" \u003E \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E夫：\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:green;\"\u003E \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E當然！我可以選擇嗎？\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:green;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EWife : 'Yes or no.' \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E妻：要或不要。\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:red;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E-----------------------------------------------------------------------\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:blue;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EWife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\" lang=\"ZH-CN\"\u003E妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:blue;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EHubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\" lang=\"ZH-CN\"\u003E夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:blue;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EWife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!' \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\" lang=\"ZH-CN\"\u003E妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:blue;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EHubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\" lang=\"ZH-CN\"\u003E夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:red;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E-----------------------------------------------------------------------\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EStress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:blue;\"\u003E女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EBoy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:blue;\"\u003E男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EGirl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:blue;\"\u003E女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:blue;\"\u003E緣故。\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:red;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E-----------------------------------------------------------------------\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ESon: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EMom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.' \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E母：\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E嗯，你這麼做是對的。\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003ESon: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:red;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E_____________________________________________________________ \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:purple;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EA newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:blue;\"\u003E一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:blue;\"\u003E產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:purple;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:blue;\"\u003E女人\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:blue;\"\u003E溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-size:130%;\"  lang=\"ZH-CN\"\u003E \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:red;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E-----------------------------------------------------------------------\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EGirl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\" lang=\"ZH-CN\"\u003E女孩對著男友\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\" lang=\"ZH-CN\"\u003E說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\" lang=\"ZH-CN\"\u003E了。\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EThe guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-size:130%;\" \u003E \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\" lang=\"ZH-CN\"\u003E男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:red;\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E-----------------------------------------------------------------------\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EA wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cp class=\"MsoNormal\"  style=\"margin-left: 3.75pt; line-height: 14.4pt;font-family:times new roman;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"\"\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EHe looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.'\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-size:130%;\"\u003E \u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/p\u003E  \u003Cspan style=\";font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;\"  \u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E他把她從頭到\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan  lang=\"ZH-CN\" style=\"color:maroon;\"\u003E。\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/flsam.blogspot.com\/feeds\/7223805654787880862\/comments\/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=37229396\u0026postID=7223805654787880862\u0026isPopup=true","title":"1 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/37229396\/posts\/default\/7223805654787880862"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/37229396\/posts\/default\/7223805654787880862"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/flsam.blogspot.com\/2008\/09\/man-vs-woman-eternal-battle.html","title":"Man vs Woman - Eternal Battle"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"FL Sam"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/08289256281334862785"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"24","height":"32","src":"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_hzCz9qPBMNw\/R7zIPAv_82I\/AAAAAAAAEx8\/KCncE6Rij2I\/S220\/ScreenHunter_03+Jul.+31+20.06.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"1"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37229396.post-274095600063594857"},"published":{"$t":"2008-06-03T19:02:00.005+08:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-06-05T17:21:49.863+08:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fun and Jokes"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"Joke of the Day: American Immigration"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cspan style=\";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;\"  \u003E\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"color:black;\"\u003ECustoms Official :\u003C\/span\u003E\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;color:black;\"   \u003E 'May I know your name?'\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cb\u003EArriving passenger :\u003C\/b\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;color:black;\"   \u003E 'Batman'\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cb\u003ECustoms Official :\u003C\/b\u003E 'What's your name!?'\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cb\u003EPassenger :\u003C\/b\u003E 'My name is \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;color:black;\"   \u003EBat-man'\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cb\u003ECustoms Official :\u003C\/b\u003E 'Trying to be funny!? What's your \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;color:black;\"   \u003Esurname?'\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EPassenger :\u003C\/b\u003E 'Super-man'\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cb\u003ECustoms Official :\u003C\/b\u003E 'So you're telling me your name is Batman \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;color:black;\"   \u003ESuperman?'\u003Cb\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EPassenger :\u003C\/b\u003E 'Yes'\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cb\u003ECustoms Official :\u003C\/b\u003E 'Arrest the guy...\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;color:black;\"   \u003E \u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;color:black;\"   \u003E'\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;\"  \u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;color:black;\"   \u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EWhen they had him in custody, he was asked to show\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cspan style=\";font-family:times new roman;font-size:100%;color:black;\"   \u003E identification:\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Ca onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_hzCz9qPBMNw\/SEUlDuTeKKI\/AAAAAAAAE1g\/tW8wPW_jPE0\/s1600-h\/Batman+Bin+Suparman.jpg\"\u003E\u003Cimg style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 424px; height: 321px;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_hzCz9qPBMNw\/SEUlDuTeKKI\/AAAAAAAAE1g\/tW8wPW_jPE0\/s400\/Batman+Bin+Suparman.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5207609290023381154\" border=\"0\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Cspan style=\";font-size:10;color:black;\"  \u003E \u003C\/span\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/flsam.blogspot.com\/feeds\/274095600063594857\/comments\/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=37229396\u0026postID=274095600063594857\u0026isPopup=true","title":"4 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/37229396\/posts\/default\/274095600063594857"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/37229396\/posts\/default\/274095600063594857"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/flsam.blogspot.com\/2008\/06\/joke-of-day-american-immigration.html","title":"Joke of the Day: American Immigration"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"FL Sam"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/08289256281334862785"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"24","height":"32","src":"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_hzCz9qPBMNw\/R7zIPAv_82I\/AAAAAAAAEx8\/KCncE6Rij2I\/S220\/ScreenHunter_03+Jul.+31+20.06.jpg"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_hzCz9qPBMNw\/SEUlDuTeKKI\/AAAAAAAAE1g\/tW8wPW_jPE0\/s72-c\/Batman+Bin+Suparman.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"},"thr$total":{"$t":"4"}},{"id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37229396.post-7735155862607775729"},"published":{"$t":"2008-06-02T12:22:00.005+08:00"},"updated":{"$t":"2008-06-02T13:48:39.143+08:00"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Fun and Jokes"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":"New development plan for Pedra Branca"},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003E\u003Cspan style=\"font-family:times new roman;\"\u003EUnable to blog last two days as I was traveling to JB \u0026amp; Singapore.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EI got this from my Singaporean friend. According to him, below is the future plan for Pedra Branca after Singapore have won the small little island.\u003C\/span\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/s232.photobucket.com\/albums\/ee3\/flsam_2007\/?action=view\u0026amp;current=PedraBranca.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"\u003E\u003Cimg style=\"width: 430px; height: 315px;\" src=\"http:\/\/i232.photobucket.com\/albums\/ee3\/flsam_2007\/PedraBranca.jpg\" alt=\"Photobucket\" border=\"0\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003E\u003Cbr \/\u003EVery interesting plan!!!"},"link":[{"rel":"replies","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/flsam.blogspot.com\/feeds\/7735155862607775729\/comments\/default","title":"Post Comments"},{"rel":"replies","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/comment.g?blogID=37229396\u0026postID=7735155862607775729\u0026isPopup=true","title":"0 Comments"},{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/37229396\/posts\/default\/7735155862607775729"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"https:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/37229396\/posts\/default\/7735155862607775729"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"https:\/\/flsam.blogspot.com\/2008\/06\/new-development-plan-for-pedra-branca.html","title":"New development plan for Pedra Branca"}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"FL Sam"},"uri":{"$t":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/profile\/08289256281334862785"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"24","height":"32","src":"http:\/\/bp1.blogger.com\/_hzCz9qPBMNw\/R7zIPAv_82I\/AAAAAAAAEx8\/KCncE6Rij2I\/S220\/ScreenHunter_03+Jul.+31+20.06.jpg"}}],"thr$total":{"$t":"0"}}]}});